Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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