Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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