no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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