we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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