Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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