Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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