I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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