Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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