why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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