i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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