we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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