Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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