Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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