ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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