I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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