Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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