Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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