if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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