I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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