I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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