yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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