I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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