Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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