in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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