I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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