Where did you get a picture of my penis
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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