you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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