i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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