Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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