But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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