I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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