I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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