fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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