you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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