okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
