ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
