She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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