You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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