you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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