last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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