you win again, gameday.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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