i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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