I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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