ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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