Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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