I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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