seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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