Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I think people are normalizing furries
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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