After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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