It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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