Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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