its not stalking. its research.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize