I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
