so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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