please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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