Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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