shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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